With cuffing season just around the corner, it's hard to remember why it is we remain single through the holidays. For some, it's a choice; there's not much out there. Either all the fish in the ocean are actually deep sea fish with big google eyes and dangling bits coming off of their distorted faces, or they're just sharks.
For some though, remaining single is not necessarily their choice, but the pure decision of the universe. Despite their best efforts, dating is remarkably difficult and becomes more complicated with every passing year. So it's almost like every day that passes as a single person makes for a higher probability of continued single-ness. Screw positive feedback loops.
So for those of you have have deleted, downloaded, then deleted Hinge time after time, it's time to get back on the bandwagon, rewrite your dating profile, and cast your line back into the Mariana Trench.
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